The golf course has never been anything new to me. As a young child i trucked across it's frozen tundra to get to school and friend's houses. During the steamy summers I could hear the faint yells of angry men trying to make a even pare. Alas growing up on hole 5 had brought me no joy as a child and now being an adult on hole 3, my love/hate relationship with golf has not changed. Golf has stolen my boyfriend and I want him back!!!!
St. Patti's happened to fall during my spring break this year, so having some free time I joined Matt and his Mistress for 9 simple holes of golf (easier said then done). I have to admit Matt has gotten to be extremely talented and all of his hours of hard work are finally starting to pay off.
Some of you might be wondering what I do to entertain myself while Matt is yelling at his clubs or kicking the turf. Well I'm glad you asked, here is a list of things I do for 2-3 hours of blissful bonding time....
1) I make extremely smart ass comments about people's club warmers. Really is it necessary to have a giant tiger or dog on top of your driver?
2) Yes I am 22 years old and I find it extremely hilarious to chase the ducks/geese with the golf cart!
3) I text my brother like it is the last time I will ever talk to him.
4) I sing songs out loud and dance across the green when ever I get the chance.
5) If accompanied by others I play drinking games.
As you can tell this is not the most entertaining thing for me, and I could go on forever telling you the dumb things I do, but when the occasion pops up I join Matt in this game he loves so much. Although I get jealous with the time Matt spends on the greens, I am happy he has something to be so passionate about. His main goal this year is to win the club championship and receive his pro-card. Keep your fingers crossed people (if not for him then for me, lol).
